Even Uglier

What you're viewing above is a Google Ads ad for Crocs Tone. Yeah, I said... Crocs Tone. Think sketchers shape up in a lighter, more plastic version. I know you thought that ugly probably couldn't get any uglier, but Crocs has proved us all wrong. Seriously, why do you do this to me? Why? Why? Why?

I know you're already on Zappos ordering your pair because you're gonna get them tomorrow and get free shipping. Oh. What's that? One in every color!?! Slow down there, bud. You gotta pace yourself for all that toning that's about to happen.